Honestly, if you're not looking at the picture above and drooling, I think you're a liar, and/or something is wrong with you. This is hands down the most decadent, delicious chocolate cake I have ever made, and as a bonus it caters to basically everyone! I have a super diverse in-law family - my brother in law is "mostly vegan", his girlfriend is lactose intolerant and allergic to eggs, I'm not great with lactose either, and the consensus prior to me coming into the picture was you would never satisfy everyone with one cake. Turns out they were right, but only because my man doesn't like chocolate cake (I KNOW?!?). So I figured the best I could do was come up with a yummy vegan chocolate cake as that would exclude all the things everyone seems to be allergic to in the family.